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(Source: itsmydance)
Severus: God. My hips are huge!
Lucius: Oh please. I hate my calves.
Bellatrix: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.
Pettigrew: My hairline is so weird.
Severus: My pores are huge.
Fenrir: My nail beds suck.
[pause. All look at Voldemort]
Voldemort: I have really bad breath in the morning.
Severus: Ew!
